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It may seem odd, but the locals swear it's true. People in The Mental Clinic Server have recently reported a number of odd sightings, and journalists are now trying to stalk the creatures.
It started with a marsupial a few weeks ago. The descriptions given by the apparent eyewitnesses seem close enough. For years they have spoken of a beige animal with large ears, one to 1.5 meters (three to five feet) tall, that stands by the roadside and then hops away, but it had been missing for months, and suddenly reappeared.
Not long after, the elusive director of the facility was reportedly spotted wearing a sunflower bonnet. Scientists say getting too close may scare the creatures off, while offering them poutine and liquor may draw them back for more frequent visits.
A Swedish pilot with a fake commercial license was arrested in his cockpit at Amsterdam's Schiphol airport as he prepared to fly 101 passengers on a Boeing 737 to Turkey, Dutch police said Wednesday, March 3rd.
The 41 year-old Swede, who was at the helm of a jet bound for Ankara, had been flying for 13 years and logged more than 10,000 flight hours using forged documents for airlines in Belgium, Britain and Italy, authorities said.
"It all started to get at a pesky sniper who liked to fly low over tough maps and snipe from cockpits," admitted Superfly after being released on bail. "I got him, but found I like flying aircraft. I've been doing it so long I think I forgot it was just one of my disguises. Now I have to figure out what my real identity is."
Authorities were not hopeful about finding that real identity. "There are way too many real-looking documents in his room," reported Captain Mental, director of the facility in which Superfly stays. "We have no idea who this guy really is, but we know he's good with a butterfly knife."
We may not see her much, but her power is felt world wide. The Banana Queen clearly has an impact on the world of fashion.
SYDNEY - Australian underwear company AussieBum has been monkeying around and the result is a range of men's underwear made with bananas.
The new eco-friendly banana range of undies incorporates 27 percent banana fiber, 64 percent cotton and 9 percent lycra, AussieBum's Lloyd Jones said on Friday.
The banana fiber used in the underwear is made from a bark weave from the banana plant and makes the underwear not only lightweight, but also very absorbent, he said. "Naturally you can't really add anymore banana fiber than that because it might be a bit squishy," said Jones, adding that wearers did not have to worry about real monkeys, as the underwear does not smell like a banana.
Trust me, Mr. Jones. Monkeys know the difference between undies and real bananas.
You can generally tell when people are fed up with a given behavior, but this sign makes it clear the owner of the garage is done with some people's unauthorized parking. The wrath of Flippy is even invoked.
LOS ANGELES, California -- A 1965 Volkswagen van stolen 35 years ago in Spokane, Washington, was found by customs agents in a shipping container in the Los Angeles port last month, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection official said.
The blue van, in pristine condition, was bound for Germany along with several vintage Volkswagens, Customs and Border Protection Port Director Todd Hoffman said.
"Huh," said Demoder. "I thought I'd let it cool off long enough. Guess you can't win them all. Back to backstabbing and stealing the socks Echo's wearing on server."
